I know you've all been sitting by your computers, eagerly anticipating the description of the first day of the big diet. Well, all those clicks on the refresh button have finally paid off because here it is: I feel fucking fantastic!
I chose to start the diet on Monday, knowing that it was a vacation day from work, so I could curl up in bed with a dog and a DVD if the cravings became too much for me. Instead, I walked for two hours at Cherry Creek State Park and raked leaves, and really didn't give too much thought to how much I was or wasn't eating.
I know, I know, this diet is in diapers and I have a LONG way to go, but I have to say that I'm feeling very optimistic at the moment. Day 2 is 3/4 over, and I still feel great. I'm so glad to have this blog going so that when Day 16 rolls along, I'll have a vehicle to pour out my anger, bile and resentment at being allotted a thimbleful of chicken soup with a raw broccoli chaser.
Don't worry you lovers of Schadenfreude, my rants are sure to be back soon!
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You sure that's the diet that's making you feel so fucking good?
If things get real bad, don't forget to curl up with the Spelunker in bed. Also, as long as there's a dog with you, don't forget the peanut butter.
Hang in there.
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wooo hooo! I have to say, I haven't felt hungry in the month that I've been on this same program--pretty decent! And Tommy, careful of peanut butter these days, with that recall and all :-)! My friend Patrick is the CEO of the National Peanut Council (of all things), and he is running himself ragged trying to help repair PB's rep! Love to all!
Don't underestimate the weight-reducing power of the spelunker. If you get into it long enough, you'll forget all about food.
Did you hear that Maureen McCormick (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!) will be on the next Celebrity Fit Club? She put on 40 lbs of Brady Blubber and is now trying to take it off in front of the entire nation. If Marcia can do it, so can our Jenn! Besides, Jenn's way hotter!
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